be a fuckin’ flyer

everyone, say it with me:

🗣fuck🗣the🗣chicago🗣blackhawks🗣

northern-punk-lad:

I understand it’s difficult to be a parent but it’s time we start telling parents bluntly it’s not the internet responsibility to keep your child safe it’s your responsibility to keep your child safe on the internet

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knottahooker:

I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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arataka-reigen:

Show me how unwell you are by telling me what your top song of 2025 is so far

theofficialvincenzo:

ijustgotherebro:

13faeinapenguinsuit:

spaghettioverdose:

Reblog to save a duck

Quack quack

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them

When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”

I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”

She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”

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thememedaddy:

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sashasamhainvenus:

innerchildabortionclinic:

divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that’s all i’ve got so far sorry

She took the kids menu

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sm0lcatfish:

acelien-fr:

pequene-ninho:

Okay you guys.

When you see “FR” written down on a post do you mentally read it as…

“Feeh-Arr”

“Fligh-righ”

what are you TALKING about

Im thomas / results

See Results

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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haveievermentioned:

roadhogsbigbelly:

roadhogsbigbelly:

roadhogsbigbelly:

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

the original tweet got deleted but i promise you this was really funny

i found it

Thankfully it’s been clarified it was a divorce.

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capacity2:

starlit-syncopation:

capacity2:

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

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floridakilo:

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knitmeapony:

ablondpanda:

vulpineprince:

cyborbs-deactivated20231020:

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term “rotating it in my mind”. it’s really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can’t tell what the thoughts are exactly. it’s revolutionary stuff, i might even say

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

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thememedaddy:

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thememedaddy:

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beardedmrbean:

Spite can be a incredible motivator

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confusion-is-wonderful:

Me watching the game

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